[pct-l] "VICTORIA'S SECRET"

[Melanie Clarke]

Dear Knuckle Heads,

I just can't resist jumping in here. Okay, guys ha ha ha!  I know that some
joke just write themselves but I was seriously trying to help some poor
ignorant PCT hiker trying to decide which underwear to buy.  Then you
knuckle heads kind of took off on the whole Victoria Secret thing.  I do
like the Victoria's Nightmare retort... good one!  But Reinhold, I have to
say that Switchback really, really and I mean really out did himself and
piqued my interest when he described himself as "PCT Arm Candy, Hiker Toy,
and Trophy Hiker"  I can't seem to get that out of my head!  I could use a
"hiker toy".

Okay, next order of business:  among the hard core foxy hiking women.  Which
includes most of the women on the trail.
I imagine that the "woman rating scale" is not the same on the trail as it
is in civilization.    In civilization you have Angelina Jolie and Beyonce
as a "10"  Sandra Bullock as a "9", Madonna an "8" and on down from there.
On the trail, I'm sure Rhea Perlman could take at least an "8"  Rosie
O'Donnell a "7", Roseanne Barr a "6" and even Switchback, with his V.S. and
slippers could pass for a female "5" on the trail.  Therefore, all women on
the trail would qualify as a "foxy babes"!  On the trail, I'm sure I would
be a "10" but in civilization I would probably only be a "5".  I have less
competition on the trail (-:

Are we going to get hate mail off of this?  This isn't going to the whole
PCT list is it?

Melanie



On Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 4:55 PM, Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>wrote:

> NO  YOU'RE  NOT  SWITCHBACK!!!.......you're just saying that!!!
> I'M  VICTORIA'S  SECRET!!!
>
> You are Victoria's nightmare.
>
> I am Victoria's ''one" and ''only'' secret.
> So how do you like them apples?
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Victoria's best kept secret
> ------------------------------------------------
>
> Switchback wrote:......Guess what Victoria's secret is?...It's me.......
> ------------------------------------------------
>
>
> On 10/30/2010 1:31 PM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>
>> Melanie,
>> You obviously have a good eye for fashion and understanding of what men
>> like.
>> I also like "Victoria's Secret"....no I don't wear them....I like them for
>> other reason.
>>
>> First of all....I made a nice little profit investing in "Victoria's
>> Secret'' stock a few years ago.
>> I new it would be a hit.....you see, I also know what men like.
>>
>> Secondly....I like the way they look on women...sort of hiding
>> ''Victoria's Secret" in a somewhat discreet way.
>> They bring out the best in women.
>> I think every woman should wear ''Victoria's Secret''....my wife does.
>>
>> I bet Switchback would look ever so lovely in ''Victoria's Secret''.
>> And, in combination with his fuzzy pink camp slippers, he would be
>> irresistible....a complete knockout.
>>
>> JMT Reinhold
>> A ''Victoria's Secret'' admirer
>> ---------------------------------------------
>>
> Reg.  Which underwear do you wear on the trail?
>
> O n 10-02-2010Melanie wrote:
>
>> Dear PCT,
>> For the ladies; I have always just worn the same cotton bikinis I wear all
>> the time (Victoria Secret).
>> They wash and wear well and I have never ever had chaffing.
>> This year, I bought 2 pairs of a synthetic fiber bikini from REI designed
>> for strength and durability on the trail or for travel.
>> They also supposedly dried quickly.
>>  However, I never got a chance to try them out as I had situations occur
>> during both times that I scheduled my wilderness permits.
>>  Melanie
>>
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