[pct-l] Restless Wheeled Humor

[patti kulesz]

what? u have fuzzy pink camp slippers too? Woohoo! I love those things...hehe this will be a great show! already sent letters to the press!

patti

--- On Fri, 3/27/09, Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net> wrote:
From: Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
Subject: Re: Restless Wheeled Humor
To: "Jonathan Blees" <Jblees at energy.state.ca.us>
Cc: hiker97 at aol.com, pct-l at backcountry.net, "patti kulesz" <peprmintpati88 at yahoo.com>
Date: Friday, March 27, 2009, 7:58 AM

Ooohhh.....I like that idea!!!
''Switchback  &  Reinhold  and the Hiker Chicks''  the
featured attraction at the KO.
I, of course, will be the lead singer, backed by Switchback, with you girls
singing back up, beating the drums and strumming the guitars.
Maybe we should expand this into something bigger to include a ''Hiker
Fashion Show''.
The Hiker Fashion Industry is getting to be really big business...you see guys,
including Switchback, paying big bucks to look snappy and fashionable on the
trail.
I remember a couple years ago hiking kilts for men and ankle length overcoats
being promoted by some hikers.
This could become a major event and attract all the major players in the Hiking
Apparel Industry and generate big bucks
for the KO.
We need to build a stage and a run way at the KO so models can model the latest
hiking apparel.
You girls could model the hula hiking skirt, I can model the grass skirt for
men in combat boots, and Switchback will bring down the house when he comes
strutting down the runway with his hairy legs, wearing his black lingerie and
fuzzy pink camp slippers hiking outfit, with you girls playing the 
''Stripper''   and fireworks overhead.
And all this will be televised nationwide by all the major studios.
I see big bucks coming out of this for the KO.
We will be the hit of the KO, and the KO will be the envy of the AT  & 
CDT.

I am so exited about this I can barely wait for the KO.

JMT Reinhold
Lead singer of  ''Switchback & Reinhold and the Hiker
Chicks''.
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Wildheart wrote....Thanks Pattie. Maybe you, L-Rod & Diane could sing back
up.
I can just see y'all now on PCT Idol.
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Pattie wrote......Woohoo!   I'm in!

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Jonathan Blees wrote:
> Dear Messrs. Metzger and Pirate,
> 
> All of your talk about the nasty herd, chickens with barn fever,
> mega-support-vehicles and the like has inspired me to help you get
> inspired for the upcoming hiking season.  Herewith, then, an Ode FOR JMT
> and Swithback.  This little ditty is sung to the tune of The Beach
Boys'
> "Little Deuce Coupe"; I fully expect you "gentlemen"
to give a rousing
> performance at the Kickoff (oh Lord, please let me be there!).
> 
> Wildheart
> 
>
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> PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got
> (PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got)
> 
> Well listen PCT'ers now and don't start to wail
> 'Cuz we got the fastest set of bitchin’ wheels on trail
> Ain't no one can keep up with us, they don't even try
> Just get some chicken wings and we know we could fly
> 
> It's our PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got
> (PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got)
> 
> They've got some studly snow tires to get us over each pass
> And our posi-traction gear is gonna kick some a**
> A big Marine flag's wavin' overhead
> And for sweet comfy nights we got fold-out beds
> 
> It's our PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got
> (PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got)
> 
> A big refrigerator filled with nothin' but beer
> And a sun canopy will bring us nothin' but cheer
> And the very best way that we tricked out our rides
> They've got the seats for hiker babes to ride on all four sides 
> And startin' from Morena when the KickOff''s done We gonna
blow ya out the water yeah we’ll have some fun All you grubby lookin'
hiker Dudes should shake off your rust
> We're gonna spin our chrome wheels and make you cough in the dust
> 
> It's our PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got
> (PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got)
> 
> It’s my Trail Pirate Wheels, you don't know what I got
> (Trail Pirate Wheels, you don't know what I got)
> 
> It’s my JMT Wheels, you don't know what I got
> (JMT Wheels, you don't know what I got)
> 
> It's our PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got
> (PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got) 
> 
> 
>