[pct-l] Restless Wheeled Humor

[Reinhold Metzger]

Ooohhh.....I like that idea!!!
''Switchback  &  Reinhold  and the Hiker Chicks''  the featured 
attraction at the KO.
I, of course, will be the lead singer, backed by Switchback, with you 
girls singing back up, beating the drums and strumming the guitars.
Maybe we should expand this into something bigger to include a ''Hiker 
Fashion Show''.
The Hiker Fashion Industry is getting to be really big business...you 
see guys, including Switchback, paying big bucks to look snappy and 
fashionable on the trail.
I remember a couple years ago hiking kilts for men and ankle length 
overcoats being promoted by some hikers.
This could become a major event and attract all the major players in the 
Hiking Apparel Industry and generate big bucks
for the KO.
We need to build a stage and a run way at the KO so models can model the 
latest hiking apparel.
You girls could model the hula hiking skirt, I can model the grass skirt 
for men in combat boots, and Switchback will bring down the house when 
he comes strutting down the runway with his hairy legs, wearing his 
black lingerie and fuzzy pink camp slippers hiking outfit, with you 
girls playing the  ''Stripper''   and fireworks overhead.
And all this will be televised nationwide by all the major studios.
I see big bucks coming out of this for the KO.
We will be the hit of the KO, and the KO will be the envy of the AT  &  CDT.

I am so exited about this I can barely wait for the KO.

JMT Reinhold
Lead singer of  ''Switchback & Reinhold and the Hiker Chicks''.
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Wildheart wrote....Thanks Pattie. Maybe you, L-Rod & Diane could sing 
back up.
I can just see y'all now on PCT Idol.
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Pattie wrote......Woohoo!   I'm in!

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Jonathan Blees wrote:
> Dear Messrs. Metzger and Pirate,
>
> All of your talk about the nasty herd, chickens with barn fever,
> mega-support-vehicles and the like has inspired me to help you get
> inspired for the upcoming hiking season.  Herewith, then, an Ode FOR JMT
> and Swithback.  This little ditty is sung to the tune of The Beach Boys'
> "Little Deuce Coupe"; I fully expect you "gentlemen" to give a rousing
> performance at the Kickoff (oh Lord, please let me be there!).
>
> Wildheart
>
> *********************************************************************************
> PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got
> (PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got)
>
> Well listen PCT'ers now and don't start to wail
> 'Cuz we got the fastest set of bitchin’ wheels on trail
> Ain't no one can keep up with us, they don't even try
> Just get some chicken wings and we know we could fly
>
> It's our PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got
> (PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got)
>
> They've got some studly snow tires to get us over each pass
> And our posi-traction gear is gonna kick some a**
> A big Marine flag's wavin' overhead
> And for sweet comfy nights we got fold-out beds
>
> It's our PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got
> (PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got)
>
> A big refrigerator filled with nothin' but beer
> And a sun canopy will bring us nothin' but cheer
> And the very best way that we tricked out our rides
> They've got the seats for hiker babes to ride on all four sides 
>
> And startin' from Morena when the KickOff''s done 
> We gonna blow ya out the water yeah we’ll have some fun 
> All you grubby lookin' hiker Dudes should shake off your rust
> We're gonna spin our chrome wheels and make you cough in the dust
>
> It's our PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got
> (PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got)
>
> It’s my Trail Pirate Wheels, you don't know what I got
> (Trail Pirate Wheels, you don't know what I got)
>
> It’s my JMT Wheels, you don't know what I got
> (JMT Wheels, you don't know what I got)
>
> It's our PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got
> (PCT Wheels, you don't know what we got) 
>
>
>
>