[pct-l] Public Announcement - Kickoff and the Pirate's Lair

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Yes, once again, Switchback the Trail Pirate, will be at the April Kickoff.? Probably at the Pirate's Lair at campsite 22 like last year.? And of course there will be florescent shelter stake painting, gear weighing, hiker snacks,?Switchback World Famous One Ounce Hands-Free Umbrella Holders, and SuperSecrets of Backpacking seminar.? Plus many other surprises.

Remember, Switchback is the only one who offers you the famous 120% money back guarantee on products and services.? No one else offers this in all of backpackerdom.? It is a world exclusive for the Kickoff only.

The secret password into the Pirate's Lair area is "Jack Daniel's."? This is to screen out the Female Terminator Leadership Types.? They are the liquid metal models that are hard to spot with our guard dogs.? Female Terminators are the ones you see running around the Kickoff that try to get male backpackers to carry their packs to Canada, etc., etc., etc.? They?hate our Pirate motto of, "Goof Off R Us."

I thank you.

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