[pct-l] "Adios" my friends

[hiker97 at aol.com]

-----Original Message-----
From: Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
To: hiker97 at aol.com
Cc: pct-l at backcountry.net
Sent: Sat, Jul 4, 2009 11:38 am
Subject: "Adios" my friends


Yes Switchback,?
That is what it is....a COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY.....against hardcore backpackers like you and me, to soften the resistance against a future revolution.?
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Yes, my wife (Karen) is indeed a nice lady and I am very fortunate to have met her.?
Of course, I was that dashing, handsome looking Marine who just returned from Vietnam with a chest full of medals and the poor girl just could not resist my charm.?
I do, however, sympathize with poor Mrs. Switchback.?
And yes, Karen is a very normal American girl......She is not abnormal like you and I.......She never got afflicted by this terrible?
"MHD" (Moronic Hiking Disorder) like you and I .?
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No Karen is not very brave.....she does not have to be.....I protect and take good care of my women.?
One time, many years ago, Karen got separated from our scout group in the Sierra and when I finally found her she was screaming, with tears running down her cheeks,....REINHOLD.....REINHOLD.?
She had screamed so much that her throat was all sore.....poor girl......she thought she was hopelessly lost in the wilderness.?
Well anyhow, since then I always keep my women in front of me and keep an eye on them to protect them from getting lost or from being apprehended by that scoundrel called Switchback.?
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And now my friends, in the words of General Douglas MacArthur, "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away", this old soldier, turned backpacker, will now also just fade away.?
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"Adios" my friends,...........it has been nice knowing all of you (well most of you anyhow),...........hope to see you all on the trail some day.?
Until then, "Happy Trails"?
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JMT Reinhold?
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?hiker97 at aol.com wrote:?
> Snappy JMT Reinhold writes: Switchback, My wife and I will start at > Yosemite on or about August 15, depending on my ability to obtain a > walk in permit (they are fully booked until September 28). IT'S ALL A > COMMUNIST PLOT.......I never had trouble getting a permit, going > south, before!!! > ---------------------------------------------?
> Switchback replies: Yes, I notice a lot more communism now days. It > is probably a plot and conspiracy against hard core hikers. They are > dangerous independent lot and free thinkers. I bet the central > government has an enemies list for them too.?
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> I wonder if the PCT will have a permit system someday. Probably not, > since it is so long and hikers are spread out for the most part. Say, > I have met your wife and she is a very nice lady and normal > person. She must be very brave to go with you on the trail. Forget > about the bears.?
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