[pct-l] Hiking Humor - Fate Worse Than Death

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Our intrepid PCT hero, Grumpy, was sitting alone late one night down at the local trailtown saloon.? All at once his hiking bro, Grizzly and his wife, Trail Dust, come in.? Grizzly says to Grumpy, "How's it going old buddy?? Keeping the rocks out of your boots?"?

With a forlorn look on his face, Grumpy comments, "Folks, something terrible is happening to me.? I think my new wife, Sadie, is poisoning me. I do not know what to do." 

Both?Grizzly and Trail Dust are upset by this.??Trail Dust says, "Tell you what. Tell her to come to the next Hiker Babes hiking club meeting.? I will?introduce myself to her.? I will ?get to know her and see if I can?find out what is going on." 

Grumpy says, "That would be great. Thanks so much. I trust your judgment and advice." 

A week later they meet again at the same?saloon.? Grumpy says, "Did you get to know Sadie and?talk to her?" 

Trail Dust replies, "Yes, I did talk to her the other day for three hours." 

"Well, what did she say? What do you think about my suspicions?" 

Trail Dust, "Take the poison." 
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ................ cough, cough, cough.
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