[pct-l] Hiking Humor - The New You

[hiker97 at aol.com]

In the off season, our intrepid PCT heroine, HummingBird, let her self go and was not staying in shape.? Then suddenly?one day she had a seizure and was taken to the local hospital. 

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my 

time up?" 

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." 

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction,

breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color 

and brighten her teeth! 

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it and made plans for some big hikes.? After her last procedure, she was released from the hospital. 

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance arriving at the hospital.
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Arriving at the?Pearly Gates in heaven, she demanded to be taken to see?God.? When she arrived she said, "I thought you said I had another 43 years???Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" 

God replied: "Sorry, I didn't recognize you." 
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.? I crack?myself up.? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.? 
Switchback the Trail Pirate