[pct-l] Revolutionary UL backpacking inventions

[Reinhold Metzger]

Nahh Switchback,
You would be wasting your time.
Nobody will want your dehydrated water after they taste my  ''dehydrated 
Mexican water.''
Besides, unlike  MY  ''MEXICAN'' water, which is calorie fortified, 
YOUR  regular dehydrated water has no calories so hikers will still have 
to carry a stove, fuel, pots and pans and food.
With  MY  dehydrated ''MEXICAN'' water they can leave all that stuff behind.
And they are never at risk of dehydration with my ''MEXICAN'' water 
because they will be drinking all day long.

JMT Reinhold
Sole distributor of ''Mexican'' water
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hiker97 at aol.com wrote:
> Unsupported JMT Reinhold writes: ........ My latest invention ''Phase 
> 2 Dehydrated Water'' called ''MEXICAN WATER'' is even better. 
> It comes in 3 flavors...Margarita, Tequila, and Montezuma's Revenge. 
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> Switchback replies: Yes, this is also a good remedy for trail 
> hydration problems.  You forget or don't care how thirsty you are -- 
> you are just happy.  I had not thought about that method.  Say, I 
> wonder if I should demonstrate my patent dehydrated hiker water at the 
> April Kickoff?  I could easily do that.  It would draw a big crowd.  
> May be even newspaper and TV coverage too.  Several years ago at the 
> annual PCTA meeting, I demonstrated dehydrated water and subatomic 
> backpacking weights.  Everyone was astounded --- over 200 people 
> attended that program.
>
> Since alcohol is only allowed at the Kickoff for cooking, you have a 
> problem.  If you demonstrated your Mexican Water, then I will turn you 
> into the Kickoff police, so I can get a reward.  This is too cool.  I 
> attend the Kickoff and make money.
>
> I think I will put you on guard duty at the next Kickoff --- after all 
> you are a Marine.  You can protect my campsite from an As-A-Bat 
> attack.  Every year my campsite gets toilet papered, while I am out 
> goofing off.  I strongly suspect Gunga Din As-A-Bat and his roudy 
> accomplices. 
>
>
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