[pct-l] Revolutionary UL backpacking inventions

[Reinhold Metzger]

Switchback,
You forgot to mention the hand free umbrella, solar powered fan and 
hiker cart.
And oh yes, I almost forgot, the grand daddy of all....''DEHYDRATED  
WATER'' don't forget the dehydrated water.
And don't forget to mention that you got the dehydrated water idea from me.
My latest invention ''Phase 2 Dehydrated  Water''  called  ''MEXICAN  
WATER'' is even better.
It comes in 3 flavors...Margarita, Tequila, and Montezuma's Revenge.
The amazing thing about ''MEXICAN WATER'' is that it is high in 
calories...you could go on a liquid diet and thru-hike the PCT drinking 
only ''MEXICAN WATER.''
Just think Switchback, hikers can leave their stoves, fuel, pots & pans 
and food behind and meet all their caloric needs just by drinking 
''MEXICAN WATER.''
Their packs will be so much lighter, but most important they will be 
happier & more jovial campers, shouting Ohleee all the way, and late 
into the night.
Yes Switchback,  you and I  have really revolutionized  backpacking  and 
will be remembered long after we are gone.
I am so exited about this I can't sleep....I'm like a little kid in a 
candy store.

To insure you receive your ''MEXICAN WATER'' in time for the Kick-Off, 
place your order with JMT Reinhold immediately.

JMT Reinhold
UL hiking innovator
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Hiker97 wrote:
> Unsupported JMT Reinhold writes: You are an irresistible sex symbol 
> when you come strutting down the trail.
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> Switchback replies: Yes, this is true.  When I began hiking, back when 
> the last Ice Age glaciers were retreating from the Sierras, I started 
> to notice this phenomena.  This was the era of mammoths, saber tooth 
> mountain lions, and hot Neanderthal women.   I remember it well.  
> Trailtowns were just beginning to be founded with hiker saloons.  This 
> was back when I began to refine so many gear ideas that we take for 
> granted today.  Like the backpack, sleeping bag, and hot popcorn for 
> an evening snack.  And all these eons later, I am still at it, helping 
> the hiker community with SuperSecrets, etc.  Amazing.