[pct-l] Pct-l Digest, Vol 9, Issue 50

[bighummel at aol.com]

Oh, Switchback, you slimey dog, you just made me laugh so hard!!!? So, let me try to compensate;

A thru-hiker had a problem and went to his priest for help."I have these two female parrots and all they want to say is, 'We're prositutes, wanna have some fun?'.What can I do?"The priest says, "Well I have these two male parrots that I have taught the word of God to and if we can get all of them together then I'll bet we'll have your parrots praying before the week is out."? The next week the thru-hiker brings his two female parrots over and puts them in the same cage with the two male parrots.The?female parrots say, "We're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"? One male parrot looks at the other and says, "Frank, put down your bible, our prayers are answered!"

"Strider" Greg Hummel 


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Today's Topics:

   1. You Just Can't Win Sometimes (Hiker97)


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Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:24:36 -0700
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Subject: [pct-l] You Just Can't Win Sometimes
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Three backpacking women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be 
married, and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation 
centered on hiking the PCT, but eventually drifted towards how best to spice up 
their personal lives.  After much discussion, they decided to surprise their 
trail partner men by engaging in some role-playing.
The following week they met up again to compare notes.
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of 
the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all 
the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather 
bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels.  I do not need to say more about 
what happened.  Wow!!"
The engaged backpacker woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! 
When my fiance stop by my apartment to pick me up last Friday, he found me 
waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps.  
Wow, wow!!  Afterwards he wanted to move up our wedding date!"
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I
 made 
arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil 
bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a 
black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off 
with a black mask."
"That must have been fantastic!" exclaimed the other two. "What happened?!"
"When my thru hiker husband, Grizzly, got home from work, he grabbed a beer and 
the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"
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Your pal, Switchback


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