[pct-l] PCT, ADZ, Dogs, AT, CDT, Heard, and Yellow Lunberjacks

[Jordan2ynp at aol.com]

I have the solution to all our problems. 

1) The "heard" of "gaggle"
       - If you don't want to hike, stay, be near, talk to, or have anything 
to do with anybody while on the trail, stay away from them. Stealth camp and 
avoid the Trail Angel homes because people might be there.

2) The ADZ
       - Don't like it, don't go. If you do like it, go. If your issue is 
really included in #1, then you already got my advice.

3) Crowed towns
       - Too many people in town? Simple idea here, get your crap and go. Who 
needs a bed when you can be alone at your stealth camp. Better yet, bark, eat 
bark and you'll never need to go into town and give those businesses your 
business.

4) The AT
       - It's on the East Coast, I think it's east of the PCT? Can somebody 
double check.

5) Dogs
       - This is very simple. If you see a dog, eat it! They have protein and 
are a solid source of protein. Just avoid the eyes because cataracts might 
taste weird.

6) Yellow Lumberjacks
       - Stop doing Acid. This is a simple solution to a fun problem. 

Now that those issues have been resolved, can we please go back to hearing 
the dangers the Trail Pirate, Switchback poses to us new thru-hikers

Good Times

It's always good times when people take a deep breath and find the humor in 
life. After all, without laughter what would we be? Accountants?


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