[pct-l] Humor - Seasoned Backpackers

[Hiker97 at aol.com]

Warning: Do not read this post.  I take no  responsibility for the results.
 
The local trailtown saloon keeper, Turk, sees his old thru hiker friend,  
Rusty Knees, and his hiking bros walking in one evening for hot pizzas and cold  
brews.
 
Now Rusty Knees is an 80-year old seasoned hiker with over  40 years of 
hiking experience.  He had lost his wife, Trail Dust, a year  before. Turk knew 
that rumor had it that Rusty had sent for "mail  order" bride.
 
Being a good friend, Turk asked Rusty if  the rumor was true. Rusty assured 
him that it was. The saloon keeper then  asked Rusty the age of his new bride 
to be. Rusty proudly said, "She'll  be 21 in November." 

Now Turk, being the wise man that he was,  could see that the sexual appetite 
of a young woman could not be satisfied by an  80-year old man.  Wanting his 
old friend's remaining years to be happy he  tactfully suggested that Rusty 
should consider getting a hired hand to help  him out on the ranch, knowing 
nature would take its own course.  Rusty  thought this was a good idea and said he 
would look for one that  afternoon.

About 4 months later, Rusty comes  into the saloon again.  "How's the new 
wife?", asks Turk. 

Rusty Knees proudly says, "Good  - she's pregnant."

The saloon  keeper is happy that his sage advice had worked out and 
continued, "And  how's the hired hand?"  

Without hesitating, Rusty said,  "She's pregnant too." 

Moral of the story; Don't ever  underestimate us old geezer backpackers. 





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