[pct-l] 10 Reason Why Men Are Happier Campers Than Women

[Reinhold Metzger]

Did you ever wonder why there are more male hikers than female hikers?
It could be for the following reasons.

10  REASON  WHY  MEN  ARE  HAPPIER  CAMPERS
1.  We never get pregnant
2.  It does not matter if our legs are hairy
3.  We never have strap problems
4.  We can light a stove without starting a forest fire.
5.  Our underwear is warmer
6.  We can do our nails with a pocket knife
7.  We can pee without getting out of the tent on a rainy night
8.  We don't need to carry birth control pills or tampons
9.  We can hike topless
10.Women do the cooking for us