[pct-l] P...on the Trail Pirate

[Hiker97]

Snow Bunny Unsupported Reinhold writes: I say P.....''IN'' the trail pirates tent....then you can smell him coming a mile away and he will not be able to surprise and ambush you. 
So what do you have to say to that Switchback??? 
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Switchback replies: This is why rainflys are made for tents.  Anyway, I am famous for announcing my arrival, sight unseen.  Usually, there is much screaming and chaos as I approach.  Women and children seek shelter and the men tremble in fear.  My band of pirates makes a lot of noise when they sack campsites and trailtowns.  Say, there have been a lot of news lately about pirates around the world.