[pct-l] Important News for Thru-hikers
Donna "L-Rod" Saufley
dsaufley at sprynet.com
Sun Dec 30 15:43:43 CST 2007
That is too funny . . . we have three cats so we'll rotate them. And now, with messages read and responded to, I'm off to hike on the trail on this glorious day!
L-Rod
-----Original Message-----
>From: Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
>Sent: Dec 30, 2007 1:27 PM
>To: Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>, PCT <pct-l at backcountry.net>
>Subject: Re: [pct-l] Important News for Thru-hikers
>
>
>> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>>>> Except for a few minor variations, I have received the following
>>>> News Release.....DONNA, tell me it isn't so!
> Sorry, I was not able to attach the accompanying
>hilarious pictures, perhaps somebody else knows how to do that.
> JMT Reinhold
>>>
>>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>> HIKER HEAVEN THRU-HIKER TOILET CLEANING INSTRUCTIONS
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet
>>>>>>> shampoo to the water in the bowl.
>>>>>>> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe her while you carry her
>>>>>>> towards the bathroom.
>>>>>>> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
>>>>>>> close both lids.
>>>>>>> You may need to stand on the lid.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
>>>>>>> Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the
>>>>>>> cat is actually enjoying this.
>>>>>>> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
>>>>>>> 'power-wash and rinse.'
>>>>>>> 6. Have someone open the front door of Donna's home;
>>>>>>> be sure that there are no hikers between the bathroom
>>>>>>> and the front door.
>>>>>>> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
>>>>>>> both lids.
>>>>>>> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through
>>>>>>> the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself.
>>>>>>> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean,
>>>>>>> pleasing Donna and the cat....Word of caution...do not use the
>>>>>>> same cat more than once a day without the use of heavy leather
>>>>>>> gloves. Donna has many pets, so there is no need to use any
>>>>>>> one cat more than once a day.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sincerely, The
>>>>>>> DOG......Hoooowwwwllll,......he,he,he,he,he,he,he
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> []
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
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