[pct-l] Important News for Thru-hikers

[Reinhold Metzger]

> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>>> Except for a few minor variations, I have received the following 
>>> News Release.....DONNA,  tell me it isn't so!
              Sorry,  I was not able to attach the accompanying 
hilarious pictures, perhaps somebody else knows how to do that.          
              JMT Reinhold
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>>>> HIKER HEAVEN THRU-HIKER TOILET  CLEANING INSTRUCTIONS
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>>>>>> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet
>>>>>>     shampoo to the water in the bowl.
>>>>>> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe her while you carry her
>>>>>>     towards the bathroom.
>>>>>> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
>>>>>>     close both lids.
>>>>>>     You may need to stand on the lid.
>>>>>>    
>>>>>> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
>>>>>>     Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the
>>>>>>     cat is actually enjoying this.
>>>>>> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
>>>>>>     'power-wash and rinse.'
>>>>>> 6. Have someone open the front door of Donna's home;
>>>>>>     be sure that there are no hikers between the bathroom
>>>>>>     and the front door.
>>>>>> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
>>>>>>     both lids.
>>>>>> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through
>>>>>>     the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself. 
>>>>>> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean,
>>>>>>     pleasing Donna and the cat....Word of caution...do not use the
>>>>>>     same cat more than once a day without the use of heavy leather
>>>>>>     gloves.  Donna has many pets, so there is no need to use any
>>>>>>     one cat more than once a day.
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>>>>>>     Sincerely,  The 
>>>>>> DOG......Hoooowwwwllll,......he,he,he,he,he,he,he
>>>>>>    
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