[pct-l] TRAIL FASHION

[Reinhold Metzger]

Nahh,
Pink fuzzy slippers  &  black silk lingerie look good on you Switchback.
I don't think think they would look so good on me.
I think I will look better in a grass skirt & combat boots...you know, 
the hard-core look.

Say Switchback, talking about hiking wardrobes, maybe we should have a 
hiker fashion show at the Kick-off, you know, like we planned last year 
until the Wagon Master nixed the idea.
I could model the grass skirt in combat boots, Stillroaming could model 
his ankle length overcoat and you would bring down the house when you 
come strutting down the runway in your black silk lingerie and fuzzy 
pink camp slippers, with the band playing the stripper and fire works 
over head, and broadcast live by all the major TV networks.
Yes, this will be a huge success, we will be the envy of the AT  &  
CDT...hikers will flock to the Kick-off from all over the world
I can see big bucks in this for the Kick-off...run it by the Wagon 
Master again and see if you can get his approval.

Yes, I am so exited about this I can't sleep at night.

JMT Reinhold
Your grass skirt in combat boots trail companion

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>     Hiker97 at aol.com wrote:
>>     vjl_47 at yahoo.com <mailto:vjl_47 at yahoo.com> writes: The bunny ones
>>     or monkey?!!
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>>     Switchback replies: IF I wore pink slippers in camp on the trail,
>>     I would have the bunny ones and Unsupported Reinhold would have
>>     the monkey ones.  Just my educated guess.
>>      
>>     Say, I noticed something about the double knee operation on
>>     Friday.  After you put on your dressing gown, a nurse comes in to
>>     shave your legs.  I have never had my legs shaved before.  I do
>>     get a monthly pedicure with a foot peach flavor hot wax treatment
>>     --- highly recommended.  But this leg shaving is new to me.
>>      
>>     I did not know how sexy my legs are shaved.  Now I can better
>>     relate to the female backpackers and some of their refined
>>     grooming habits.  I am not saying that I am going to start leg
>>     shaving and wearing nylons on the trail, but I can see how it
>>     would cause them to get excited and not concentrate on their
>>     hiking duties.
>>      
>>     So, for trail safety. the general good, and not creating chaos, I
>>     will not shave my legs or wear nylons for the 2008 hiking season
>>     and campaign. 
>>      
>>     I thank you for your attention for this trail safety alert and
>>     public service announcement.
>>      
>>     Switchback the Trail Scalawag
>>
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