[pct-l] Moronic Hiking Disorders....amendmen

[Reinhold Metzger]

GREGG  WROTE:
I bet we'd find a lot of strange anomalies among the distance hiking 
community.
None of us are anywhere near normal....especially that  REINHOLD  guy, 
he is the most abnormal of the bunch.

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REINHOLD  RESPONDS:
> Gregg, you are right....my sanity has been questioned on more than one 
> occasion.
>
> Like Brian once told me....''Reinhold, some folks don't understand us, 
> they just don't understand the crazy things we do....but we  crazy 
> ones, we understand each other.''
>
> Unless you are one of the crazy ones you are not capable of 
> understanding what we crazy, abnormal ones are capable of doing on a 
> moon-lit summer night.
> When you hear wolf-like howling and blood-curdling screams you will 
> know the crazy, abnormal ones are out prowling the trails tonight, so 
> keep your tents zipped  and your women close by your side, for we 
> crazy, abnormal ones are  not far out of sight.
> Mercy we show none and you, my  friend, may be the next one.
>
> The above abnormal behavior is probably the result of to many nights 
> at high altitude resulting in oxygen deprivation of the brain which 
> gives rise to a condition known in medical circles as  ''Moronic 
> Disorder.''
> Frequently associated with long distance hiking......can be fatal if 
> left untreated.
> Seek medical treatment immediately.
>
> Only known cure,...complete abstention from hiking.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Dr. of Moronic Disorders
>