[pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE

[Reinhold Metzger]

Switchback wrote.....I need to know my  commission for any services
rendered.....Forget the whole thing.....the loin cloth gig is to
dangerous....
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Switchback the pirate......ha,ha,ha,ha,.......Switchback the
''Chicken-Groover''
You greedy swine, I thought you would do it for the good of the hiking
community.
But, since you insist on getting compensated,  any treasures, large or
small, and any jewels including ''Family Jewels'' within the loin cloth
would be your booty to do with as you please.

THERE,  I  HOPE YOUR  SATISFIED

JMT Reinhold
The Chicken Slayer

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From: "Reinhold Metzger" Subject: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE


> CRAIG  STANTON  wrote....neither wool nor fleece will do for my kilt....I
> try a ''LOIN CLOTH'' with leopard print.
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> LOIN  CLOTH ???........You mean like Johnny Weissmuller in Tarsan?
> This is outrageous.......the PCT would be the laughing stock of the
> AT......our women thru hikers, after several month on the trail, would be
> traumatized and frustrated seeing loin clothed
> male hikers strutting down the trail.............It could potentially put
> our male hikers at risk from overly frustrated female hikers........this
can
> not be allowed........it must be stopped.
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> I say we commission SWITCHBACK, the enforcer, to rip the loin cloth from
any
> hiker on the PCT wearing a loin cloth.
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>          So what are you going to do then ???.......HIKE  ON  IN  YOUR
> SPEEDO ???
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> JMT Reinhold
> Ban the Speedo advocate
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