[pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE

[Reinhold Metzger]

WOOL  IS OUT......FLEECE  IS  IN.......besides wool itches which would
aggravate Craig's rash.
The rash is the reason Craig is considering the kilt to begin with.

Craig, I just came up with a brilliant idea that would relieve your rash
problem and preserve the integrity of the PCT by keeping kilts of the PCT.
Bring along a female hiking companion....then, whenever the rash starts
itching,
she could scratch you to relieve the itch and the rash would seize to be a
problem.

Another brilliant solution to a most complex problem by  JMT Reinhold.
I always have been good in solving problems especially girl's problems.
That is why I always got along real good with the girls.....but for some
reason
I did not get along with some of the guys.....I never could understand why.

JMT Reinhold
The problem solver

----- Original Message -----
From: "Bruce Lymburn" <blymburn at sbcglobal.net>
To: "'The Mountain Goat'" <themtgoat at yahoo.com>; <craigstanton at mac.com>;
<reinholdmetzger at cox.net>; "'pctl'" <pct-l at mailman.backcountry.net>
Sent: Wednesday, April 04, 2007 6:22 AM
Subject: RE: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE


> The kilt as originally worn by the Scots was a long thick wool cloth that
> was folded in a way that allowed it to be worn around the waist and over
the
> shoulder.  Useful when tending the flock in the freezing highlands,
because
> at night the garment was re-folded and used as a sleeping bag.
> Sounds perfect for the PCT, eh?  Some haggis and off you go!
>
>
> ----Original Message-----
> From: pct-l-bounces at backcountry.net [mailto:pct-l-bounces at backcountry.net]
> On Behalf Of The Mountain Goat
> Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 10:54 PM
> To: craigstanton at mac.com; reinholdmetzger at cox.net; pctl
> Subject: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE
>
>
> >Craig,
> >Does that mean you will be wearing an ankle length kilt, or does that
mean
> >you will be shaving your legs?
> ...
> >any loss of warmth could easily be compensated for by wearing panty hose
> >under the kilt.
> ...
> > WEAR SHORTS  NO  MATTER  HOW  OUR  LEGS  LOOK
>
> If Metzger measure doesnt pass, does
> Metzger have to wear a bandana instead of a kilt?
>
> Naw, that probably not be a good idea.
>
>
>
>
>
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