[pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE

[Craig Stanton]

Shaving my legs? What a preposterous thought, why on earth would I  
give way the extra degree of warmth the fuzz gives me. And besides,  
do you think any of the ladies will have spare Veet? I shall be going  
for a slightly-above-the-knee skirt kilt, enough to keep "the boys"  
safely away, but not enough to shorten my stride.


~Craig

On 3/04/2007, at 9:33 PM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:

> Craig,
> Does that mean you will be wearing an ankle length kilt, or does  
> that mean
> you will be shaving your legs?
> If you will only be shaving your legs remember to keep your legs  
> crossed at
> all times and do not bend over whenever somebody is within close
> proximity....this is for your own safety and so you don't wind up  
> in the
> center fold like Burt Reynolds.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Recreational safety consultant
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Craig Stanton" <craigstanton at mac.com>
> To: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
> Cc: "'PCT-L'" <pct-l at backcountry.net>; <Hiker97 at aol.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 1:58 AM
> Subject: Re: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE
>
>
>> Now Reinhold I must object. I am considering the kilt option, being
>> of open mind and brave soul I think the benefits maybe worth the less
>> than orthodox approach to male unbifucated garments. I'm not one to
>> take advantage of the situation though. I may let some one share a
>> snickers bar with me, I may even let them cook me some dinner, but
>> I'll be darned if they're going to be discovering my hairy legs.
>>
>> I'm putting in a write in vote
>>
>> (X)  With a kilt, everyday is free-ball-Friday!