[pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE

[Reinhold Metzger]

Craig,
Does that mean you will be wearing an ankle length kilt, or does that mean
you will be shaving your legs?
If you will only be shaving your legs remember to keep your legs crossed at
all times and do not bend over whenever somebody is within close
proximity....this is for your own safety and so you don't wind up in the
center fold like Burt Reynolds.

JMT Reinhold
Recreational safety consultant

----- Original Message -----
From: "Craig Stanton" <craigstanton at mac.com>
To: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
Cc: "'PCT-L'" <pct-l at backcountry.net>; <Hiker97 at aol.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 1:58 AM
Subject: Re: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE


> Now Reinhold I must object. I am considering the kilt option, being
> of open mind and brave soul I think the benefits maybe worth the less
> than orthodox approach to male unbifucated garments. I'm not one to
> take advantage of the situation though. I may let some one share a
> snickers bar with me, I may even let them cook me some dinner, but
> I'll be darned if they're going to be discovering my hairy legs.
>
> I'm putting in a write in vote
>
> (X)  With a kilt, everyday is free-ball-Friday!
>
>
>
>
> On 3/04/2007, at 4:14 PM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>
> > Switchback wrote.........Hikers in kilts?..........This is nasty
> > and goes
> > beyond the bounds of  civilized behavior.  I hope this trend goes
> > away.
> > ----------------------------------------------
> >
> > Switchback,
> > I'm glad you are with me on this.
> > Kilts on the PCT?..........Outrageous!!!............we must put a
> > stop to
> > this immediately!!!
> > Being a normal red blooded good old boy,  although some may
> > question if in
> > fact I am normal,  besides the scenic grandeur of the wilderness
> > one of the
> > thinks I always enjoy about backpacking is the sight of shapely
> > girly hikers
> > bouncing down the trail. Thru hiking really seems to develop
> > the...uhh...girly parts on girls.
> >
> > It's funny to watch the guy's reactions when they meet up with
> > girls on the
> > trail.
> > Hhhiii.........can I
> > help you set up your tent?
> > Uuuhhh......would like a bite of my Sniker bar?
> > You know, the usual mating ritual.
> > Can you imagine the bewilderment of thru hikers running into some
> > guys in
> > kilts, after several month on the trail and after going through all
> > the
> > mating ritual discover those hairy legs petruding from the kilts?
> > They will question their own sanity, thinking they have been on the
> > trail to
> > long.
> >
> > This is cruel and must be stopped.
> > Kilts must be banned on the PCT or must be ankle length.
> >
> >                  I  SAY  LETS  PUT  IT  TO  A  VOTE  AT  THE  KICKOFF
> >
> > Since not everybody will be at the Kickoff use the included
> > absentee ballot
> > by checking the appropriate box and return it to  SWITCHBACK  the
> > Registrar
> > of voters.
> >
> > (   )  BAN  KILTS  ON  THE  PCT
> >
> > (   )  KILTS  MUST  BE  ANKLE  LENGTH
> >
> > JMT Reinhold
> > Ban the kilt advocate
> >
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