[pct-l] The Good, Bad, and Ugly of Trail Life
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Hiker97 at aol.com
Mon Jul 10 17:49:24 CDT 2006
Trail life has many faces. The wise backpacker knows that it can always get
worse on the trail and in life. But sometimes it is hard to look at the
glass as half full and not half empty.
Good: Your foxy trail-life partner, Trail Dust, is pregnant.
Bad: It is triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy three years ago.
Good: Your wife & trail partner is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son, the young handsome hiker, is finally maturing.
Bad: He's become involved with a hot wench down at the local trail saloon.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies trail maps and guide books a lot in his room for his
trips.
Bad: You find several porn magazines hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your life & trail partner, Grizzly, and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: But you can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: You find out your 16-year old daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your trail partner-husband, Gorp, understands fashion and colors.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your young hiking daughter.
Bad: But she keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections and explanations.
Good: Your young son has finally started dating.
Bad: It's with a woman with a lot of trail miles and stories; 40 years his
senior.
Ugly: It’s one of your longtime trail partners, Flossy.
Good: Your daughter got her first job.
Bad: As a very scantly clad sever-wench down at the local hiker/biker bar.
Ugly: Your hiking buddies are her best customers.
Way ugly: She makes a lot more money than you do.
Your hiking buddy and the Rush Limbaugh of the Trail
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