[pct-l] Seasoned Hiker & Transportation

[Hiker97 at aol.com]

A  senior hiker said to his eighty plus-year old hiking partner, "So I hear 
you're  getting married.  Do you know her  well?"

“Not  too well.” 

"Is  she good looking and can she cook?" 

"Naw,  not really."

"Well  then, she must have lots of money." 

"Nope!  She is as poor as me; hiker  trash.” 

"Okay,  I know she is really GIB (good-in-bed)." 

"No,  she is like me.  Just some memories  of a vibrant youth.” 
“Why  in the world do you want to marry her then?" 

"Because she can still drive  and get me to the trailhead!" 
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Here  is an extra credit joke, since you have been good lately: 

Three seasoned  hikers were out hiking the PCT and pulling into a trailtown 
for a Zero  Day. 
The  first hiker says, "Windy, isn't it?" 

The  second hiker says, "No, it's Thursday!" 

The third hiker says, "So am  I.  Let's go get a beer at the  saloon." 
Your hiking buddy, Switchback 
Trail Trash & Medical  Phenomena