[pct-l] Scott's Competition

[Reinhold Metzger]

Switchback,
Don't forget the runway black lingerie & Go Go girls at every road crossing
to get everybody in the right mood for the next days ordeal like we planed
for the kick-off before the big boys nixed the idea.
You know, 2013 is along way off for someone your age.
May I suggest you invest in a 4 wheel drive wheel chair with snow tires for
your 2013 trek?

It could be equipped with a small refrigerator, electric fan, canopy, stove
& oven, this way you could travel first class in comfort, trap pheasants
along the way and have broiled pheasants & champagne served on white table
cloth, of course, every day.

Yes switchback, you will be the envy of the hiking community.

JMT Reinhold
Your trail companion & hiking made more pleasant advocate
----- Original Message -----
From: Hiker97 at aol.com
To: reinholdmetzger at cox.net
Cc: pct-l at mailman.backcountry.net ; carolbruno at cox.net ;
laura629 at hotmail.com
Sent: Saturday, August 19, 2006 6:27 PM
Subject: Re: Scott's Competition


reinholdmetzger at cox.net writes:
Just think Switchback, if you slip in in front of him you can claim you beat
Hall of Famer John Stamstad and claim the unsupported JMT record.
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I prefer to claim the Supported JMT record.  That is how I am going to do my
2013 PCT thru-hike.  I plan to have an RV meet me at every road crossing to
see if I want a shower and a hot meal.  I will set the world record for
Slack Packing.

I might also have a pack train go ahead of me and set up camp each night.
That way I can have hot meals and clean clothes and a nice cot/mattress
rest.  There would be a large cabin type tent with amenities for me to sleep
in too.

I would camp at popular campsites along the PCT and JMT.  That way the other
hikers and thru-hikers can watch me eat hot corn on the cob, fresh bread,
hot steaming veggies, pizza, fresh trout, etc., etc., etc., on the large
aluminum table with chair.  There would be a nice picnic table cloth on the
table too along with china and crystal glasses for my chilled wine.  I will
dip my hands in temperate lemon scented water prior to my meal for cleansing
and then have one of the wranglers dab my lips periodically with fine linen
napkins as I eat.

Yes, I plan to set some records alright.

Switchback the Trail Pirate