Re: [pct-l] Onion Valley/Kearsarge mail drop

[Slyinmd@aol.com]

In a message dated 2/18/99 8:04:41 PM US Eastern Standard Time,
brick@fastpack.com writes:

<< >There is a campground at Onion Valley. If they stash it there Onion Valley
 >is about 7 [interesting] trail miles from the PCT. This area is full of
 >very agressive bears >>

Speaking of aggresive bears!

BEAR IN THE WOODS

>  Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear
>  hunting.
>  He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap
>  on his shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear.
>  
>  The black bear said "You've got two choices. I either maul you
>  to death or we have sex."
>  
>  Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two
>  weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
>  
>  He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear
>  and shot it.
>  There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly
>  bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said "That was a
>  huge mistake, Frank.  You've got two choices. Either I maul
>  you to death or we'll have rough sex."
>  
>  Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he
>  survived, it would take several months before Frank finally
>  recovered.
>  
>  Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down
>  the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there
>  was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a giant
>  polar bear standing there.
>  
>  The polar bear said "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here
>  for the hunting, do you?" >>
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