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[pct-l] The Southern Backpacker
- Subject: [pct-l] The Southern Backpacker
- From: Hiker97 at aol.com (Hiker97@aol.com)
- Date: Sun Mar 26 02:24:59 2006
I have lived in the South and loved it. I have had a child born there. I
consider myself southern in some respects. Southern male backpackers on the
PCT are a little different and like seasoned backpackers, it is good to know
them a little better. Top 30 things you'll never hear a southern hiker say on
the PCT or in a trail town:
30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling's fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving.
Your hiking buddy, Switchback
Trail Fest Presenter & Bamboozler