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[pct-l] Fw: Medical alert
- Subject: [pct-l] Fw: Medical alert
- From: reinholdmetzger at cox.net (Reinhold Metzger)
- Date: Sun Feb 12 00:39:53 2006
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From: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger@cox.net>
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Corbett-McNeely" <catrarunner@yahoo.com>; "maureen moran michael"
<mmoranmic@hotmail.com>; "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger@cox.net>
Sent: Saturday, February 11, 2006 8:43 PM
Subject: Medical alert
> TO ALL MY FRIENDS.....(Backpacker fanatics, ski bums, camp ruffians, trail
> scoundrels,
> Echo 2/7 Grunts, and all other social misfits)
> MAMA ALWAYS SAID, "IF YOU DON'T STOP DOING THAT, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL
> YOURSELF."
> Four weeks ago, mama almost was right. I took a nasty high speed
tumble
> while skiing Mammoth Mt. in the Sierra Nevada's and blew out my left
> shoulder - did some serious damage--three torn rotary cuff muscles, torn
> biceps muscle, broken rotary cup bone, & other tendon and nerve damage.
> The good news after 4 hours on the table, they put me all together
> again.
> The bad news--I'm held together with screws.
> To add insult to injury, the day after the operation, a cute young
nurse
> walks in and says it's time for you to take a pee now, and with her hot
> little hand holds my ding a ling to a urine bottle and waits for me to
pee.
> I try and try and I try to no avail. She smiles and says maybe you are a
> little nervous . I just leave you alone and come back in 30 minutes.
> Thirty minutes later and still nothing. Maybe the morphine and nerve block
> have not worn off yet she says. We'll try again in two hours. To make a
> long story short, after several hours of failed attempts and several faile
d
> attempts by the cute nurse and the head nurse to install a catheter tube,
> I'm getting panicky. NOW WHAT? If I don't get to pee soon, I will be in
> serious trouble. The head nurse makes a frantic call to the urology dept.
> Fifteen minutes later the urologist arrives and states that this is not
> unusual after major surgery but don't worry- I know what to do. I've done
> this once before. Oh, good so you have experience I respond with great
> relief. So now I'm lying on the bed spread eagle under bright lights
fully
> exposed with three nurses staring intensely at you know what while the
> urologist is working the catheter up my ding a ling. WHAT HUMILIATION.
But
> by this time I was in so much misery, I did not care anymore.
> NOW THE QUESTION IS THIS---What if this happens on the trail, several
> days from civilization. How do you deal with this?
> Maybe it's time to put a catheter in the first aid pack.
> Well anyhow, I don't look too romantic right now, all bandaged up and
a
> catheter and urine bag hanging from my ding a ling.
> Maybe that's why Karen (my wife) has not been purrrring into my ears
lately.
> So if you guys see a hike on the trail with a catheter tube dragging
> behind him, IT'S ME!!!!
> Has anybody had any experience with a like shoulder injury. The
doctors
> are sort of wishy washy about the full recovery potential.
> Since the accident, my left arm and shoulder, especially the joints
seem
> to be very sensitive to cold and start hurting.
> I hope that I don't have to carry extra cold weather gear on my hikes.
> It would not be much of a problem on regular hikes, but it would
really
> mess up the ultra light strategy on those high speed marathon treks.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Your intravenously fed trail companion
>
>