[pct-l] Re: Blonde Spray

[Lonetrail at aol.com (Lonetrail@aol.com)]

In a message dated 1/23/2006 1:32:08 PM Pacific Standard Time,  
pjensen@socal.rr.com writes:

BLONDE &  RABBIT

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump  out
across the middle of the road.  He swerves to avoid hitting  it,
but unfortunately, the little rabbit jumps right in front of the  car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls  over
and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his  dismay, the rabbit is dead.  The driver feels so awful
that he begins  to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the  man
crying at the side of a road and pulls over.  She steps out of  the
car and asks him what's wrong.  "I feel terrible," he explains,  "I
accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says,  "Don't worry."  She runs to her car and pulls out
a spray can.   She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down,
and sprays the  contents onto the rabbit.   
The rabbit jumps  up,waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the 
road.
Ten feet  away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again.
He hops down the road  another 10 feet, turns and waves; hops
another 10 feet, turns and waves;  and repeats this again and again
and again, until he hops out of  sight.

The man is astonished.  He runs over to the woman and  demands,
"What is in that can?  What did you spray on that  rabbit?"  The
woman turns the can around so the man can read the  label. It says:

(Are you ready for this)




It says,  "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent  wave."



Now you can groan.