[pct-l] Public Announcement - The Next Level

[hiker97 at aol.com (hiker97@aol.com)]

News Release: I have now decided that I will go beyond Sub Ultra Light.  I am going to go to the Sub Sub Ultra Light level or may be it should be called Sub Ultra Light Plus.
 
I know I kid around a lot with you, but I am serious as a heart attack about this.  The science is rock solid.  It is the practical application to backpacking that is the question.  Going to Sub Ultra Light Plus will be easy if the Sub Ultra Light works out.  There are actually two separate aspects to this situation.  Well, may be three, but I am only going to label two phenomena - Sub Ultra Light & Sub Ultra Light Plus.
 
I will have a first-time public world display at the April Kickoff at the G-Force contest.  But I plan to have it a lot sooner than that.  There will probably be a riot at Lake Morena. 
 
If you asked me, "Hey, Switchback, you old geezer and fool, what are the weigh ranges for this so called Sub Ultra Light Plus?"
 
If I gave you my answer, it would blow your mind.  It would be an answer you would never suspect.  So, I am not going to answer it.  :-)
 
It is a secret between me and the Backpacking gods.  Well, Can'tQuit knows too.  She is my trail partner, so I had to bring her in on this.  She is a Ph.D and RN and very logical and scientific.  She has no problem with it.  She said she cannot wait to see it.
 
Thank you for your attention.
 
Your hiking buddy, Switchback
Dr. Frankenstien of Backpacking, Camp Body Snatcher & Unbridled Marketer