[pct-l] 2006 anyone? - here come the questions!

[Bighummel at aol.com (Bighummel@aol.com)]

Yogi writes:

1.   Where do you sleep?
Duh, on the ground, in a sleeping bag, sometimes in a tent, mostly  out naked 
under the stars!


2.  Where do you go to the bathroom?
Guys; anywhere that the urge strikes us.  Gals; behind that  bush, rock or 
tree over there!


3.  Are you taking a gun?
You have to be kidding?  24 ounces of steel to do what?   Protect me from the 
tourists maybe, but then a really sharp ice axe with a bit  of ketchup on it 
usually keeps them at bay.


4.  Do you ever sleep in a motel?
With whoever will share a bed or floor with me as often as I  can.  Now 
vibrating bed or not?


5.  How often do you shower?
When your co-hikers begin to shy away.


6.  What about lions, tigers and bears, Oh  MY!
Pass.


7.  Will you carry a cell phone?
Nope.


8.  You'll be gone for 5 months?!?!?
Yes, so?


9.  Did you ever want to quit?
Only at the low spots (mentally, that is)


10.  Will you ever want to do this type of trek  again?
Duh!