OK, ok, ok! I get it! they are more than an ounce. I was just exaggerating, geez. Still, 12 oz for the pair seems high, oh well, if not camp shoes, they are still comfy. All'a y'all (did I spell it right?) can do all the laughing you want at Bob and I. Although I might draw the line at wearing Dirty Girl Gaiters with my Crocs, that seems even a bit impractical. Peace and Love, Matt