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Once upon a time there was an illegal immigrant named Juan who pondered over 
a way to make a living in the good old U S of A. One day he came upon a great 
idea. He bought a gun and a fake ranger uniform and off to the PCT he went 
with his two "official" dogs, Pancho and Villa
   He made money from PCT hikers in two ways. His dogs would steal and chew 
up the boots of the thru hikers, and Juan would then sell them NB 8 -- 
whatever, that he carried in various sizes on his packhorse to replace them along with 
blister treatment stuff. The pack horse was also trained to dump upon command 
on their tent or tarp if the hikers protested the steep price of the footwear 
and Juan then sold them cleaning supplies 
 He would also fine hikers for not having bear cans or not storing food 
properly in them and then offer payment discounts if the fines were paid on the 
spot along with a supplemental donation to the Sierra Club to fight for various 
and sundry environmental causes. He just kept asking until he came upon a cause 
that interested the to- be fleeced thru hiker
  If they were Republicans, he simply robbed them with Pancho and Villa 
snarling to back him up, along with, of course, his loaded pistol
 David C