[pct-l] Re: Fw: No Subject

[Lonetrail at aol.com (Lonetrail@aol.com)]

In a message dated 3/9/04 9:55:44 AM Pacific Standard Time, sn123@verizon.net 
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> > Sarah and Lori, two long time widows, were talking:
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> > Sarah said, "That nice Morris        asked me out for a date. I know you
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> > went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
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> > before I give him my answer."
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> > Lori replied, "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual
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> > like a clock. He is dressed in a fine suit, wonderful lining. He brings
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> > me such beautiful flowers you could die from. Then he takes me
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> > downstairs, and what's there but such a beautiful car...a limousine
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> > even, uniformed chauffeur and all...
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> > Then he takes me out for a dinner...Marvelous dinner. Lobster even. Then
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> > we go see a show. Let me tell you Sarah, I enjoyed it so much I could
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> > just die from pleasure! So, then we are coming back to my apartment, and
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> > into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new
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> > dress and has his way with me two times!"
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> > "Oy!" exclaimed Sarah. "So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with
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> > him?"
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> > "No!" protested Lori. "I'm just saying that if you go, wear an old
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> > dress."
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