[pct-l] Power of a woman

[Lonetrail at aol.com (Lonetrail@xxxxxxx)]

Hey

Just want to thank all of those who answered my Post on my trip to Palisades 
Glacier. 
Let me tell you a story about our Sierra Club Trip Leader. A women in her 
fifties. At the trail head parking lot she got up on a stump an outlined the 
rules. She was well endowed which countered balance her back pack. Perhaps this is 
why women can carry everything including the kitchen sink
 First she said you carry a Bear Canister (only 2 days of food for a 3 lbs 
canister)
I asked her if my bear bag would suffice. She reluctantly agreed that I could 
take it. But the responsibility was on me. She then explained the counter 
balance method of hanging food. Watching her balance herself on the stump with 
her backpack on and and well endowed was clearly a visual aid.
That night I went to hang my food on a branch about forty feet up. The bag 
got stuck on a twig and I had to yank on it. Well, it came flying back at me 
like a rocket and hit right square between my eyes. Well, Ha Ha our leader said I 
told you so. When a women tells you something you better listen

Second she said you must dig a cat hole six inches deep and carry out your 
toilet paper.
Hell! I said to my self that will be the day. Well, women revenge again. I 
got constipated.

Lonetrail