[pct-l] Nut Butter Carrying System: the phone call

[Slyatpct@xxxxxxx (Slyatpct@xxxxxxx)]

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LOL...  I think I'll just stick with peanut butter in the plastic jar.
*click*

Sly


blisterfree@earthlink.net writes:

> Uh, hello, Playtex?
>
> "Yes?"
>
> Yes, hello. Saw your webpage and pdf. I'm walking to Canada, and am having
> a
> real problem with oil separation in my peanut butter. Could you please send
> more nipples?
>
> "Wow, another one. Yes, we can help you, sir. Would you like us to ship to
> the AT or PCT?"
>
> PCT, please. General delivery to Lone Pine, CA. It's a long way off trail,
> but I'm having a major problem with my baby bottles. It's critical that we
> resolve the problem before I head into snow country.
>
> "No problem, sir. I understand. We'll send out a replacement pack of
> peanut,
> er, I mean nipples, right away."
>
> Great! You're a lifesaver! Now if only you could fix my rain jacket, as
> well. It's made of Gore-tex though, not Playtex. Ha-ha-ha.
>
> "Ha ha. I wish we could help you out on that, sir. But yes, it's two
> different companies."
>
> Gore-tex sucks.
>
> "Thank you for calling Playtex. Have a nice hike."