[pct-l] PCT Christmas Cake Recipe

[Bighummel@aol.com (Bighummel@aol.com)]

Okay, so this has nothing to do with the PCT, it is damn funny anyway:

>   CHRISTMAS CAKE
>
>   Ingredients:
>   1 cup of water
>   1 tsp baking soda
>   1 cup of sugar
>   1 tsp salt
>   1 cup of brown sugar
>   1 tbsp lemon juice
>   4 large eggs
>   1/2 cup nuts
>   1 bottle Jose Cuervo
>   2 cups of dried fruit
>
>   Directions:
>   Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
>   Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again
>   to be sure it is of the highest quality,
>   Pour one level cup and drink.   Repeat.
>   Turn on the electric mixer.
>   Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
>   Add one teaspoon of sugar.   Beat again.
>   At this point make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
>   Try another cup... just in case.
>   Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>   Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
>   cup of dried fruit.
>   Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
>   Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
> in
>   the beaterers just pry it loose with a
> drewscriver.
>   Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
>   Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who
> cares?
>   Check the Jose Cuervo
>   Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>   Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefing,
>   whatever you can find.
>   Greash the oven.
>   Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
> over.
>   Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>   Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
>   Finish the Cuervo and hug the cat.
>
>   CHERRY MISTMAS!