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John,

Excellent! Thanks for the laugh.


>From: John Mertes
>To: P C T List
>Subject: [pct-l] park humor
>Date: Sat, 16 Nov 2002 17:07:59 -0800
>
>Now that the hiking season is mostly over and we are all getting cabin fever,
>here's a little humor.
>
>Supposedly here are some of the "All Time Dumbest Questions asked by Banff
Park
>Tourists".... allegedly as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks
>Canada staff!
>
>How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?
>
>At what elevation does an elk become a moose?
>
>Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?"
>Park Information Staff: "'Elk'"
>Tourist: "Oh"
>
>Are the bears with collars tame?
>
>Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?
>
>Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I
store
>it in my tent?
>
>Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?
>
>I saw an animal on the way to Banff today. Could you tell me what it was?
>
>Are there birds in Canada?
>
>Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?
>
>Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?
>
>Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?
>
>Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that Saskatchewan
>
>If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario?
>
>Which is the way to the Columbia rice fields?
>
>How far is Banff from Canada?
>
>What's the best way to see Canada in a day?
>
>Do they search you at the B.C. border?
>
>When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our money to British pounds?
>
>Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one don't they?
>
>Are there phones in Banff?
>
>So it's eight kilometres away... is that in miles? We're on the decibel
system
>you know.
>Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost??
>
>Is that 2 kilometres by foot or by car?
>
>Don't you Canadians know anything?
>
>Where do you put the animals at night?
>
>
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