[pct-l] New Diaper Service Announcement

[CMountainDave@aol.com (CMountainDave@aol.com)]

Fellow poopers have I got good news for YOU!!  The  PCT recyclable diaper 
service is now in business!!! For a fee of only $50 per town stop I will 
collect those used diapers and furnish you with enough Pampers ultralites to 
"pass" through the next section. Never have to worry again about that sudden 
urge in the middle of the night, or what the hell to do with that pesky T.P., 
or feel guilt about letting it all hang out in ecologically sensitive or 
overcrowded areas. In addition, you'll gain added daily mileage in your rush 
to avoid diaper rash. (Baby powder extra.) Big Boy, Junior and Little Squirt 
sizes available. (Sorry, diaper CHANGING service not available.) This service 
will soon be required by the NPS, so reserve your spot today while there is 
still time and space.  Or motto and credo - "Go" the RIGHT way, "Go" the ONLY 
way. (Please write your Congressperson to show your support for making  our 
service mandatory for bears, elk, deer, mountain goats and other mammals who 
refuse or are too stupid to dig catholes)