[pct-l] Humor

[Greg Prothman <gregpr@juno.com>]

You just have to love this one.


Marge the old gal




> >A lady from California purchased a piece of timber
> >land in Oregon.  There was a large tree on one of the
> >highest points in the tract.  She wanted to get a good
> >view of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
> >As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl
> >that attacked her.
>
> In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to
> >the ground and got many splinters in her private parts.
> >In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.
> >He listened to her story then told her to go into the
> >examining room and he would see if he could help her.
> >She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor
> >reappeared.
> >
> >The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
> >The unperturbed doctor replied, "Well, I had to get
> >permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
> >the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management
> >before I could remove old growth timber from a
> >recreational area."



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