[pct-l] "MY WAY".....The one and only way to thru the PCT

[Reinhold Metzger]

Switchback,
You are an absolute "AMATEUR" when it comes to a "Most Supported" PCT-thru.

"MY WAY"...."THE JMT REINHOLD WAY" aka "THE CLEOPATRA WAY" is the only way
to thru the PCT the most supported way in style and comfort.."ON A FLOAT",
carried by four big, big sturdy float carriers like Deems, Monte Dodge,
Ned and Brick, a sturdy hiker babe like Yogi to prepare my gourmet meals
and wipe the sweat of my brows, two fan girls, one on each side of the
float, preferable good looking hiker babes like L-Rod & Donna, fanning me
with palm fans to keep me cool and keep the flies and mosquitoes away and
trumped blowers leading the way to alert the "hiker trash" to step aside
and bow as my float goes by.
Of course I will be consuming vast quantities of gourmet food, drinking
the best of wine and munching grapes as my float keeps moving on down the
trail.
If Switchback bows as my float goes by, I may toss him some grapes.
BTW Switchback, do you like red grapes or white grapes?

I am so exited about this I can barely wait for the KO.

I just love "ROUGHING" it in the wilderness.

JMT Reinhold
Your hard to the core trail companion
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41401cl wrote:
Is anybody famous for just poking along the trail and enjoying it?
Not worrying about how fast they can do the trip, how many miles they can
do in one day, how little weight they can carry, etc.?
It's a camping trip.
Enjoy the walk!
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Switchback the Trail Pirate replies:
Yes, I plan on doing the PCT Most Supported record as soon as someone donates
the money...maybe about $50,000.
I will have lama and other hoof support the whole way.
I will carry my Zpack Arc Blast pack, but only with personal snacks, etc.
I figure about 5 pounds at the most.  On the trail each night I will have
my hammock readied and food prepared by wranglers.
My trail town stays will include the finest accommodations, pedicures,
spas, and dinners with wine.
Should be a super vacation trip with minimal effort on my part.
I will laugh at the other backpackers on the trail struggling everyday
against Mother Nature and eating backpacker foods.
I will welcome bad weather and the increased suffering of others on the trail.
I will enjoy the walk!




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