[pct-l] Eating grass

[Reinhold Metzger]

Say Switchback,
If that attorney would teach his wife how to use a lawn mover, like I 
taught
my wife, his grass would not be one foot high.
My grass is nice and short at all times.

JMT Reinhold
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Switchback wrote;
One afternoon PCT Grizzly and his wife, Trail Dust, were over at their 
lawyer's office to update
their wills.
They were all longtime friends and after the legal paperwork was done, 
the lawyer said let's
go over to my house for lunch.
As they were riding along in his limousine, they saw two men along the 
road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, the lawyer ordered his driver to stop and they all got out to 
investigate.

The lawyer asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me and my friends to my house and I'll 
feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, 
under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a 
wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all easily entered the large limo with Grizzly and Trail Dust.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 
"Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you and your friends."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."