[pct-l] Major Public Announcement - Switchback and the Kickoff

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Yes, once again Switchback is presenting at the Kickoff his SuperSecret of Backpacking seminar on Friday at 2:30 PM at campsite #22. --- the Pirate's Lair  This is information only a few professional hikers know.  It lasts about 45 minutes in the shade of an oak tree.  

Remember, all of Switchback's goods and services have the world famous 150% money back guarantee --- no questions asked.  Shelter stake fluorescent painting, hands-free 2 oz. umbrella holders, etc., will be available Friday and Saturday.  Lots of good fruits and nuts for the trail.  Come and get your picture taken with Switchback too.

Also, the famous official Kickoff Hiker Box for donation --- free gear for needy hikers!!!  There might be a surprise demonstration of Dehydrated Water at the Friday seminar --- amazing, phenomenal, crazy, mind-blowing, but true.

Cheers,

Switchback the Trail Pirate and Stinky the Trail Skunk