[pct-l] Smart Phones

[hiker97 at aol.com]

One day Grizzly and TrailDust decided to get into the 21stcentury and get some smart phones.  They especiallyliked to send text messages.  Grizzly wasa more no-nonsense PCT guy and TrailDust was more romantic in their messages toeach other.
One afternoon TrailDust went out to meet a friend forcoffee.   Afterwards, she decided to sendGrizzly a romantic text message and she wrote: 
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. 
If you are laughing, send me your smile. 
If you are eating, send me a bite. 
If you are drinking, send me a sip. 
If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you." 
Grizzly replied: "I'm on the toilet.  Please advise." 
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Your obedient servant and trail rapscallion,
Switchback the Trail Pirate