[pct-l] Grizzly at the Hardware Store

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Our PCT hero,Grizzly, was sitting at his trailtown log cabin one day.  All at once TrailDust comes in and says thatthe laundry room drain is plugged up again. Off Grizzly goes to the local hardware store.  
 
While shopping aroundhe decides to buy some gunpowder and shotgun shells for his reloading setup inthe garage.  Finally, he heads to thecheckout with the drain cleaner and ammo supplies.
 
When he gets to thecounter the foxy cashier behind the register says, "Strip down, facingme!" 
 
Grizzly gnashes his teethtogether and makes a metal note to complain to his congressman.  This stuff about gun registry and ammosupplies has gone too far.  He quicklytakes off his clothes and faces the register. 
 
When the screamingand laughter had finally subsided, the store manager runs up to see what wasgoing on.  The cashier says allshe asked was for him to put his credit card strip down, facing her.
 
When he got home,TrailDust asked what took him so long at the hardware store.  He mumbled something about being asked to shopsomewhere else in the future as he walked into the laundry room with the draincleaner.