[pct-l] What is Hard Core Hiker Trash

[hiker97 at aol.com]

One day our PCT hero, Grizzly, heads out of the cabin and goesdown to the trailtown saloon.  He saddlesup to his favorite spot at the bar near the spittoon.
Soon he is in deep conversation with his hiking bros aboutwhat it means to be hiker trash at home.
One hiker says, "It means when you walk your dog, both of youuse the same tree."
"No, it means the Salvation Army refuses your furniture."
"Well, I think it means you come back from the dump with morethan you took."
"How about if your grandma has ammo on her holiday list?"
"You have been in a custody fight over a hunting dog."
"Your house does not have curtains, but your truck does."
"You wonder how the gas station keeps their bathrooms soclean."
"You consider your license plate personalized because yourfather made it."
"Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand."
"You think a Super Wal-Mart is the largest city you have everbeen in."
"A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $10 million inimprovements."
"You missed your 5th grade graduation because youwere on jury duty."
And so it goes deep into the night as the lights flicker andcold brews are consumed with hot pizza.  
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Your obedient servant and trail rapscallion,
Switchback the Trail Pirate