[pct-l] Junior Backpacker Exam

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Our intrepid PCT heroes,Grizzly and his spouse, TrailDust, were sitting in their log cabin at the dinner table oneevening.  Their son came home from soccerpractice and handed them a note from his teacher. 
 
The note said thatattached was his graded exam paper.  Shehad to pass him, but was very upset with his answers.  Grizzly looked over the exam carefully andsaid he saw nothing wrong and handed the paper to TrailDust.
 
Question 1: In whichbattle did Napoleon die? 
Answer: His last battle.
Question 2: Where wasthe Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: Atthe bottom of the page.
Question 3: RiverRavi flows in which state?
Answer: Liquid.
Question 4. What isthe main reason for divorce?
Answer: Marriage.
Question 5: What isthe main reason for failure?
Answer: Exams.
Question 6: What canyou never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch & dinner.
Question 7: Whatlooks like half an apple?
Answer: The otherhalf.
Question 8: If youthrow a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Answer:A wet stone.
Question 9: How can aman go eight days without sleeping?
Answer: Sleep at night.
Question 10: How canyou lift an elephant with one hand?
Answer: You cannot. There are not any elephantswith one hand. 
Question 11: If youhad three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three orangesin other hand, what would you have?
Answer: Very large hands
Question 12: If ittook eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men tobuild it?
Answer: No time at all, the wall is already built.
Question 13. How can youdrop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Answer: Any wayyou want to. Concrete floors are very hard to crack. 
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