[pct-l] Why are male hikers happier campers than female hikers?

[Nikki Eddy]

More proof that being a lesbian is a blessing...



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On Apr 20, 2013, at 3:02 AM, Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net> wrote:

> [pct-l] Why are male hikers happier campers than female hikers?
> 
> Hi gang,
> When you are hiking, did you ever notice that there are far more hiker dudes than hiker babes?
> Why is that?
> It could be that male hikers are happier campers.
> We need to reverse that.
> We need more good looking hiker babes on the trail.
> Lord knows we have enough homely looking dudes on the trail.
> 
> TEN  REASON  WHY  MEN  ARE  HAPPIER  CAMPERS.
> 
> 1.   We never get pregnant.
> 2.   It does not matter if our legs are hairy.
> 3.   We never have strap problems.
> 4.   Our underwear is warmer.
> 5.   We can do our nails with a pocket knife.
> 6.   We don't need to carry birth control pills or tampons.
> 7.   We can pee without getting out of the tent on a rainy night.
> 8.   We can hike topless.
> 9.   We don't need to put our hair up in curlers.
> 10.  We can light a stove without starting  a forest fire.
> 
> No wonder men are happier campers.
> 
> I think I will now sign off, for I hear the distant thunder of the
> heavy artillery, aimed at me by those who do not support my point of view.
> Hope to see you all on the trail someday.
> 
> JMT Reinhold
> The happy camper
> 
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