[pct-l] Trailtown Saloon Banter

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Yes, once again our PCT hero, Grizzly, has sneaked away from thehomestead and headed for the trailtown saloon to meet his bros.  After an hour or so of conversations, thefollowing is heard as they down one too many cold brews.
"Why do supermarketsmake the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get theirprescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?"
"Why do banks leavevault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?"
"Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars inour driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?"
"Why the sunlightens our hair, but darkens our skin?"
"Why is itthat doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?"
"Why is the manwho invests all your money called a broker?"
"Why is thetime of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?"
"Why isn't there mouse-flavored catfood?"
"Why didn't Noah swat those twomosquitoes?"
"Why do they sterilize theneedle for lethal injections?"
"If flying is so safe, why do they call theairport the terminal?"
"Why don't youever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
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Your obedient servant and trail knave,
Switchback the Trail Pirate
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