[pct-l] Kickoff and the Pirate's Lair

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Yes, it is time again.  It is time for another commercial for services and products at the Kickoff campsite #22 --- The Pirate's Lair.  Home for your 150% money return headquarters.  All products and services are under this warrantee --- the only place in the world you will find this kind of great customer service.  If you are not totally satisfied, your money plus will be cheerfully refunded, no questions asked.  Be sure to visit the Lair on your Lake Morena Kickoff adventures at the end of the month.  The Lair will be in business from Friday morning, April 26 to Saturday afternoon, April 27.  It is always a popular spot.

-- shelter stakes painted florescent orange
-- one ounce hands-free umbrella holders
-- hiker snacks
-- Friday 2:30 PM SuperSecrets seminar, including dehydrated water demo
-- official Kickoff Hiker Box for excess free gear
-- and much more

Your faithful and obedient servant,
Switchback the Trail Pirate